SHOPPING

             

    

      WET PALMS AND NAUSEA

      ROWS AND RACKS

      MAYONNAISE , TOMATO PUREE ,

      BISCUITS , GODZILLIAN KINDS .

     NEXT DOOR , COSMETICS .

     GUARANTEED TO MAKE

     YOU LOOK LIKE  princess 'DI'.

     OR MAYBE , IN FIFTEEN MINUTES ,

     PEEL OFF YOUR FACE .

    LINGERIE !

    CREATED FOR THE PERFECT WOMAN ;

    SEXY , BOLD , REVEALING .

    YOU LOOK LIKE A PEAR ?

    SORRY , TOUGH LUCK !

   DIVINE CONFECTIONS IN GOLD !

   DELICATE , ETHEREAL , EXORBITANT ;

   EACH PIECE A FANTASY ,

   EACH STONE A PERFECT FLOWER .

   BEYOND YOUR MEANS ? POOR SOP !

   THE CLOTHING SECTION ;

   THE MOST PERFECTEST DRESS !

   SORRY MADAM , ......

   YOUR SIZE NOT MADE .

   IF ONLY THE BREASTS WERE WELL SHAPED .....

   IF ONLY THE HIPS WERE .... SLIM

  OH I HATE SHOPPING ,

  IT'S SUCH A SHALLOW THING TO DO !

  DON'T KID YOURSELF  .

  YOU DON'T DESERVE TO SHOP ,

  YOU FAT , UGLY , DESTITUTE BITCH !