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Monday, January 4, 2016

SHOPPING

             
    
      WET PALMS AND NAUSEA
      ROWS AND RACKS
      MAYONNAISE , TOMATO PUREE ,
      BISCUITS , GODZILLIAN KINDS .

     NEXT DOOR , COSMETICS .
     GUARANTEED TO MAKE
     YOU LOOK LIKE  princess 'DI'.
     OR MAYBE , IN FIFTEEN MINUTES ,
     PEEL OFF YOUR FACE .

    LINGERIE !
    CREATED FOR THE PERFECT WOMAN ;
    SEXY , BOLD , REVEALING .
    YOU LOOK LIKE A PEAR ?
    SORRY , TOUGH LUCK !


   DIVINE CONFECTIONS IN GOLD !
   DELICATE , ETHEREAL , EXORBITANT ;
   EACH PIECE A FANTASY ,
   EACH STONE A PERFECT FLOWER .
   BEYOND YOUR MEANS ? POOR SOP !

   THE CLOTHING SECTION ;
   THE MOST PERFECTEST DRESS !
   SORRY MADAM , ......
   YOUR SIZE NOT MADE .
   IF ONLY THE BREASTS WERE WELL SHAPED .....
   IF ONLY THE HIPS WERE .... SLIM

  OH I HATE SHOPPING ,
  IT'S SUCH A SHALLOW THING TO DO !
  DON'T KID YOURSELF  .
  YOU DON'T DESERVE TO SHOP ,
  YOU FAT , UGLY , DESTITUTE BITCH !


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